A saucy lampoon of Grant Wood’s iconic portrait. Shelby & Eaton take the downtrodden Depression-Era couple off the canvas and on to the stage!
Set to Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros’ modern hit, “Home.”
Winner of Best Ensemble: Texas Burlesque Festival
The Gardener And The Tree
Eaton finds unexpected love while on gardening duty! Shelby is a flirtatious and sneaky tree who wants a good “trimming” from Eaton.
Set to a classic bump & grind track.
Winner of Best Duet: Southern Fried Burlesque Festival
Winner of Audience Choice: Southern Fried Burlesque Festival
Doctor My Eyes
Eaton anticipates a simple examination at the optometrist’s office, but with Shelby as his doctor, he gets more than an eyeful!
Set to Jackson Browne’s classic 1970s hit.
Winner of Best Duet: San Antonio Burlesque Festival
A 1960s space-themed romance! Will astronaut Eaton find love with alien Shelby when he crash-lands on her planet?
Set to Combustible Edison’s spacey song, “Utopia.”
Eaton has a relaxing day of hunting planned in the woods. Shelby is a deer with plans of her own – she has her “sights” set on Eaton!
A consistent fan-favorite.
Set to La Roux’s “endeering” song.
Do You Wanna Touch Me?
Shelby is visiting massage therapist, Eaton, and is convinced he can rub her the right way. Find out if there’s a happy ending.
Set to Joan Jett & The Blackhearts “Do You Wanna Touch Me”.
Eaton & Shelby shake their tail feathers, find true love, and mate for life – as turtle doves do!
Originally conceived for a “12 Days of Christmas” themed show, this number works in and out of a holiday-themed context.
Set to The Monkees’ song, “I’m a Believer.”
Eaton, the arrogant bull-fighter, believes he has found his next conquest in Shelby. She turns the tables and proves him very wrong.
This number has no full reveal and is appropriate for venues/events that do not allow nudity.
Set to The White Stripes’ song, “Conquest.”
In addition to their dazzling duets, Eaton and Shelby also have a repertoire of solo acts they would be thrilled to share with you. Eaton performs solo acts as a jukebox drag king with no striptease/reveals. Shelby has a variety of comedic burlesque solos.
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